Saturday, May 18, 2013

Racist People

justGeorge feels like going on a rant about... donut prices.

The price for donuts is too... high. I had to spend two million dollars just to get a solid gold donut. And it didn't even taste good.

I'm for real guys, if this keeps up, I'm gonna have to move to Canada; I heard that gold is free there. That's why there was the great Gold Rush of '95- because Canadians were giving away gold. If I can get me some of that, then I'll finally be rich. Rich in Calcium.

If I were a rich man... yub- you know what? I think there's a time and place for everything, including when to speak and when not to speak. Thankfully I'm typing, so that means I don't have to speak.

Everyday I'm shuffling... into work where I sit in a cubicle, thinking about how the word "cubicle" sounds like a body part.

Hey! Since I never post and I'm doing it right now, I have an announcement for you.

No, not you, reader. I'm talking to someone right now. Please stop being vain. Seriously. I'll bet you think this blog post is about you, don't you? Well, stop being so stoopid. You don't see me talking like an idiot, so why do you?

No, I'm not talking. I'm typing. See? This is another example of your stupidity. It frustrates me sometimes. It really does. Fo realz, man. In fact, I'm going to increase the education budget because that apparently solves everything in the world. Yeah, more taxes and more computers. That's what schools need.

Oh! I have an idea. Let's play the quiet game! Ready? Go!

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