Hello, fair readers of this blog. I am here to inform you about a wonderful adventure you can take... for free! That's right, it's a buzzword we all know and love. Lemme say it a few more times. Free! FREE! FREEEEEEEEZE!
Now who doesn't like free?
All you gots to do is send me your money, and I promise I won't charge anything for it! Honestly! You can send me as much money as you want, and I won't charge you!
So what are you waiting for? I need money, and you need to chase after the word "free". So do it!