Saturday, November 10, 2012

Gak

Gak. 'Nuf said.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

The Word of the Day Number Stupid

Sblingablarghinshootletootleowlsofgahoolefirefighterpikachuwithabaseballbatchickenonastick

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

justGeorge's Chocolate Factory

justGeorge crept quietly, making sure that the chocolate factory workers could not hear him. The reason for his stealth? Sabotage is illegal. So he hid in the shadows as often as possible, blending in like a ninja. His ninja suit helped him achieve this with ease.

A guard was stationed by the chocolate vat, guarenteeing that a normal person would not be able to steal it. The fool. He had no idea that just a few feet away, justGeorge was plotting like a madman.

The guard was walking his rounds when he accidentally tripped on his shoe-laces. He fell face-first. justGeorge knew this was his opportunity. He leapt from the dark shadows and charged him. Delivering 3,000 kidney punches in an interval of half a minute, the guard had a ruptured kidney and died.

justGeorge grieved the fact that he had to kill someone for this dangerous mission. He took a moment of silence.

When three seconds were up, he got a running start, then jumped (head-first) into the chocolate vat.

Submerged in delicious goodness, justGeorge could not help but sample the quality of the chocolate. Finding the quality to his liking, he didn't hesitate to gorge himself.

After a few minutes of self-indulgence, justGeorge started to feel a tug on his leg. Then it felt like the he was being pulled under. justGeorge's eyes widened in surprise. He was being sucked below!

justGeorge, after assessing the situation, decided the best course of action was to scream like a little girl. Achieving nothing with this decision, he decided to change tactics and start to panic.

Then suddenly he was pulled completely under and into a large, clear tube. Willy Wonka, the devious owner of the chocolate factory grinned at him mischieviously.


justtGeorge cursed him loudly as he was pulled into the fudge-making room. He wasn't really sad though, he would feed lots of little children someday. Maybe they would become as fat as me.

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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Pwn-eez




Twilight is a really cool pony and doesn't afraid of anything. So there.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Pik-chas




I just edited some pictures I found online. Hope you like it.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

I iz smart


3 + 3 = 6

Mah teacha proud a me.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Mah Stow Ree


The following exerp is from my new story I'm writing. I've cut out some of the unnecessarily long parts of the story and compiled the good parts together. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.


...have to do is turn right at the stop sign, and then turn left at the next intersection. You should see the building on your right; you can't miss it. It has...

...on the way here," he said.

"I don't think so. If that were true, then why isn't the truck parked in the garage?" she asked, referring to...

...broke, the lightly lit lamp illuminated Mary's little lamb. Except it wasn't a lamb. It was more like a giant mess of stained wool on the floor.

Trembling, he stooped down and...

...and that really hurt," he said.

He turned to his brother.

"No, Charlie!"...

...ripped off his arm and ran off with it. He stood there, dumbfounded and missing an arm.

"Wait, what?"

He sat down and began to eat his lunch.

"What just happened?" he asked himself, stuffing a handful of potato chips into his mouth using his non-existent hand.

The the polar bear turned around and saw that...

...ran out of fuel. So he ejected from the plane, and started to plummet.

Slowly breathing to help himself calm down, he concentrated on timing the release of the parachute. Not too soon. Not too late.

Then he hit the ground.

Too late.

The End.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

This is a new post.

I'm too busy ruling the world to worry about this blog right now.

New post soon when someone stops my world domination plans.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Seven

Poem by justGeorge


Yo mama is fat...
And so is the number seven

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Wuns up on uh tiem

Wuns up on a tiem thur was uh bad spiler. Hea wuz such uh bad spiler that no wun culd undirstande hem. So wun dae hiz voys broek and nowun culd undirstande hem win he spiled. Wun dae uh bare atakd hem and he culdent screme or spil so he wuz malld.

Thuh Ind.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Elephant

For my book report, I will discuss the elephant.

The elephant is a large animal that -


SMASH

"Freeze!" a loud voice shouts, "Put your hands in the air where I can see 'em!"

I turned quickly and saw an angry police officer.

I flew up into the sky, crashing through the roof. The impossiblity of the situation made me wonder whether or not I was dreaming.

So I woke up.

The End

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Super Smashing Stuff Bros.

Crash

You hear the sound of stuff being smashed. You look down at your feet and you realize that you smashed your computer. Now you can't read the rest of the post.













That was a Jedi-mind-trick to convice the weak-minded fools to stop reading. I have a very important message for you, Obi-Wan:

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Morse Code Message

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Someone please translate!

Monday, January 9, 2012

The Blues

Now listen up here's a story
about a blogger whose blog was pure blue
and all day and all night it was blue
with a blue comment section
with a blue page
blogg'n' about blue issues

I'm blue

da ba dee ba die

yabba di dabba die

yabba di ba die

I'm blue

da bumblebee died

yabba dabba doo

ya teletubbie die

(repeat until trapped in the poor listener's mind)



It's not that easy,
being blue

It's the same color as the sky

But blue can be big like amoeba
Or important, like a hobo
or tall like an ant




Little Boy Blue
Come blow your horn

Over the plague-infested land of doom
and over the country-side.

Friday, January 6, 2012