Sunday, October 23, 2011

New One-Wheel Motorcycle!

I hope there's no such thing.

Speaking of crazy fools with busted heads, I'm looking at the potential Republican candidates. It's not looking good. I guess I'll have to run and show the Democratic and Republican losers who's boss.

Speaking of running, the police seem to get more confident recently. Just yesterday, they busted into my cardboard box and took my spare change that I was saving up. They called it "stolen money" just because it happened to have been in a cash register at one point. That's really not fair. I mean, it's not my fault that the money happened to be collected in one tiny little drawer easily accessible to any hobo off the street.

So after escaping from the piggies, I gathered some supplies for my next journey. The cool part was, I didn't have to walk very far. Nearby, there was a whole store of free food. But there was one catch: you could only keep the food if they didn't see you bring it out the door. So I had fun taking about half the store with my expert smuggling skillz.

So now I'm traveling to Pewter City to go get my first Police Badge from Rock.

The End

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