Once upon a time there was a cat named Hello Cat. Everyday as she walked to the grocery store everyone would say, "Hello, Cat!".
Hello Cat led a happy life, full of flowers, frolicing, and fun. Too bad good things never last.
One day an evil wizard named Hello Human came along. It took in the stray cat and put her in his castle. Then he put her in some witch's brew as a wart remover.