Once upon a time a little child named Blamachan ate an ice cream cone.
He was a deprived child, one who had to eat chocolate brownies instead of cookies because they were less crunchy. He was always forced to be quiet in his home.
This kid grew up to be a loudmouth. He yelled at his wife and screamed at his boss. He got so loud that he woke up the "Sleeping Dragon" - China.
Thus America was destroyed by the Asians. Communism knock-offs ruled the world.
Viva la revolution! Viva la Vida!
I used to be king of all the world.
But now I post the most stupid blog