Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Monday, February 21, 2011

KFC

I thought I'd tell all my followers a secret. Here it is: chicken is an animal, not a food.

'Nuf said.

Time for the pokemon of the week!

jk. I think I figure no one loves my pokemon of the week schmeals. They're generally unloved and skimmed over for naughty words. I felt sorry for them.

So I won't do any more of those until Black and White are released in America. That should happen in like 2 weeks.

Yup. Looking forward to it.

If you're one of my followers who like to yell at me when I spend my money, too bad. Below is a simple equation for you to follow.

$ does not = college
college does not = good job
good job does not = happiness / $
Pokemon = happiness

Get it? 'k. I'm done. I hope you have it figured out.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Another Short Post

Once upon a time a little child named Blamachan ate an ice cream cone.

He was a deprived child, one who had to eat chocolate brownies instead of cookies because they were less crunchy. He was always forced to be quiet in his home.

This kid grew up to be a loudmouth. He yelled at his wife and screamed at his boss. He got so loud that he woke up the "Sleeping Dragon" - China.

Thus America was destroyed by the Asians. Communism knock-offs ruled the world.

Viva la revolution! Viva la Vida!

I used to be king of all the world.
But now I post the most stupid blog

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Acting like a Fool

I had my pants on the ground and I was acting like a fool.

Speaking of refrigerators, I ate some brownies the other day. They were fergalicious and feraligatoricious.

"I like m-m-m-muffins."

"That's mmm mmmm muffins!"

"Whatever."

Yeah, I don't have much time to post right now. I was getting tired of seeing "Wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!" on my blog for too long.

Speaking of Lickitung, I caught a minun.

According to an unnamed source, minun is the best Pokemon ever. I'll probably make him / her the Pokemon of the week.

Speaking of Pokemon, the 3DS is coming out soon. Keep the fingers crossed and hope for a free one in the mail. I certainly don't wanna pay $250, but I gotta do what I gotta do. Y'know? Besides, it has a 3D camera. That alone makes it amazing. I dunno.

Anyway, make sure to comment on how awesome my blog is. If you don't have anything nice to say, then shut up.

Adios, I don't like you I think you're gross.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Hi #6

"Wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?!"

"Eh, not much."

"Cool, that's cool."

(pause)

"Wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?!"

"Nothing much."

"Cool, that's cool."

Monday, February 7, 2011

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Hee Hee

Hello, friends. I hope to put up an awesome video on this blog soon. At least, I hope so. You know how things can come up, like y'know angry dogs are released or pink elephants start dancing around my head.

It should prove thoroughly annoying, using annoying characters with annoying voices. I hope it'll turn out epic. Using a crappy camera that's not designed for video, using stuffed animals as characters, books as props, and having no video editing software (that works), it should be pretty nice.

In other news, yo Zeke, sorry 'bout the dance dude. Hopefully the dances in the senior year will be better. Maybe you should drag along Kevin against his will. (I do have some duct tape in my car!)

If ya wanna hear all about it, check out his amazing website:


News flash from Homeschool Inc. or whatever! Obviously the conquered country of Poland has sent them some refugees, and some pottery. They accepted the pottery, and threw out the refugees. (They were smelling up the place with their communistic sleds and beards.)

I didn't even know the Polish could grow beards. If ya wanna learn more click on this link:

By the way, I'm trying to figure out how they put the lead (graphite) in the pencils. I just can't figure it out. I keep eating more and more graphite, but to no avail. Even after 23 pencils, I still don't understand.

Hey by the way, potato chips taste like fried potatoes.

Speaking of potatoes, I once saw the man on the moon. He looked a little like Huckleberry Finn. He had a fishing rod and was relaxing on the crecent moon. Below him were the words Dreamworks Entertainment. It must be a sign of the end of the world. (I've noticed that the end of the world will happen around elections, interesting.)

I think this post is the definition of a ramble. Finally I've achieved the status of a Random Rambling.

Speaking of Ranbo, I'm thinking about invading Iraq, just to spark controvercial issues. I'd probably kick their government's butt.

It took me like 12 minutes to finish this blog post. That must be record time. Mostly my record time was due to the fact that I typed without thinking. It's easy to type fast if you don't think about what you're writing. That's why I'm talking nonsense.

Speaking of nonsense:

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Ok, I'm done.

The End

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Another Pokemon of the Week

Well, I just decided to throw in a few more Pokemon strategies. Yeah, I'm that bored. Y'know, I don't think I'll ever post this kinda stuff once a week. Just get used to it. No one reads these things anyway.

Let's find out what the random number generator says... hmmm... no not that one... ahh... here we go.

The pokemon is #97: Hypno, the Hypnosis Pokemon.

... Ok... I guess that's an improvement. From an overgrown spider to a psychic pig thing.

Here are some sets I would recommend for Hypno Strategies:



Calm and Peaceful Hypnotist

Ability: Insomnia
Item: Leftovers

Psychic
Shadow Ball
Focus Blast
Calm Mind


The idea of this set is pretty self-explanitory. All you have to do is pull up a few calm minds, then use your special attacks as needed. If only Hypno was a little bit faster...


The Faster Hypno

Ability: Insomnia
Item: Iron Ball

Psycho Cut
Fire / Ice / Thunder / Drain Punch
Fling
Trick Room


Use Trick Room to switch everyone's speed, using the iron ball to make you extremely fast. Use Fling to use a 200 power move that one time. Then, throw in a few other attack moves like Psycho Cut and something else, for type coverage.



The Classic Hypno

Ability: Insomnia
Item: Leftovers

Hypnosis
Dream Eater
Substitute
Focus Punch / Nightmare


This set relies on luck, yes, I know. No need for all two of the people who read the middle of the post to get emotional. Just hope that Hypnosis hits. It's fun to use if you can pull off the Hypnosis. Have fun with it.


Other Options:

Nasty Plot
Zen Headbutt
Switcheroo / Trick
Barrier
Thunder Wave
Taunt

All are perfectly good moves. Ya can throw them in if ya want. I'll let you do that.


Generally Hypno is a fun Pokemon to have, not especially powerful, but that's alright. Just don't throw him in a battle with legendaries, you'll be fine.

Counters: Anybody else with insomnia, but resists psychic. Honchkrow, Banette, and even that stupid bug I was talking about before, Ariados. If Hypno doesn't have Shadowball or Fling, Shedinja can murder it and its family.

If Hypno is ever in a battle against Scizor, Hypno is going to die. Skarmory can resist any move Hypno throws at it, and then attack with Night Slash. Sableye and Spiritomb can take any attack, but hate lucky Hynosises.

It's probably a good idea to have a chesto / lum berry around this Hypnosis Monster

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

It's that time of the year again...

Ok, some of you real Pokemon experts might be wondering whether this strategy session will be Black and White oriented. No. It won't be. I've never used any Black and White strategies before. So there.

Let us see what the random number generator will decide...

Uh... ok. The Pokemon is #168 -- Ariados.

Why would the random number generator give me that Pokemon?

Whatever. Here are some recommended sets:


About to Get Squished Bug

Ability: Swarm
Item: Life Orb

Poison Jab
Bug Bite
Sucker Punch
Toxic Spikes


Eh... this is just a collection of his best moves to attempt to use his average attack. If you can get toxic spikes up, good. That's probably the best you'll be able to do.


The Speedy Squished

Ability: Insomnia
Item: Focus Sash

Poison Jab
Sucker Punch
Agility
Baton Pass

Ariados is REALLY slow. This is a sad attempt to increase his speed and help his team at the same time. Too bad he sucks anyway. A focus sash is just there so he can survive two turns instead of one. Hopefully the Pokemon he's facing will be too slow to kill him the second turn.


Annoying Bug that Gets in your Hair

Ability: Insomnia
Item: Black Sludge

Toxic
Protect
Substitute
Attract


This set is just there to annoy your opponent. It isn't very powerful, but it may be annoying enough that they quit ad give up the battle, but probably not. If you're lucky, you can pull off an attract and annoy your opponent with toxic, protect and substitute. Just try it. See what happens.


I'm a Gonna Getcha Bug

Ability: Swarm
Item: Choice Band

Poison Jab
Bug Bite
Sucker Punch
Pursuit


Just try to hit a Pokemon and hard as you can. Then switch when the little bug is in danger. Not too much strategy in this set.


There's no Such Thing as a Special Bug

Ability: Swarm
Item: Choice Specs / Focus Sash

Signal Beam
Sludge Bomb
Hidden Power (Ice)
Psychic


Hey, Ariados doesn't learn any good attack moves except Poison Jab and Sucker Punch. This is putting his good special attack moves together. The real grab for this set is the hidden power. It can be any type you want. Anything besides bug or poison, some of the worst offensive types ever.



Generally Ariados sucks. He might be able to pull off a critical hit or something and knock out a Pokemon. All you'll get for doing that is a punch in the face by some angry Japanese guy. I would recommend against using the spider.

You don't need a strategy to kill a bug. All it takes is a giant foot, or a Pokemon that doesn't suck.