Friday, January 14, 2011

This is an Advertisement. Please Ignore

This is DUMB, Donations uv Micro-Biology (aka organ splice and dice).

Are you tired of debt piling around you? Ever had such strong emo thoughts that you'd wanted to harm yourself? Have you ever been so embarrassed , and hoped you'd die? Well this is YOUR opportunity to do so!

In this programme, I mean program, we will help you put yourself out of your misery. Partnered together with Eugenics United, we have created a method of donating your organs and cleansing the human gene-pool. All you have to do is follow the steps:

1. Be part of an annoying non-loved minority group.

2. Have delectable organs, just waiting to get removed.

3. Be extremely gullible, or read this advertisement.

4. Sign a contract, giving up all rights to sue, press charges, or own your body.

5. Sit back, and pretend it doesn't hurt. Smile for the camera!

Anybody not part of the master race, go to 666 Murder Dr. and volunteer.

By the way, in case you haven't realized it by now, this was supposed to be satirical. Whatevs.


justGeorge said...

Hey, my uncle John went there. He should be back by now...

Zachary Penguin said...

lmao, lets do this thang. we gotsta get in the groove again, SUPPORT EMO LIFESTYLES!! we are not going to fall for that "God doesn't want you to harm yourself" crud any longer!! Were going to make a stand and say we do care about our wrists, necks, legs, and thighs!


justGeorge said...

Amen, y'know what? I think I'm going to volunteer myself. There's a war y'know, and all those soldiers need instaorgans!