This is DUMB, Donations uv Micro-Biology (aka organ splice and dice).
Are you tired of debt piling around you? Ever had such strong emo thoughts that you'd wanted to harm yourself? Have you ever been so embarrassed , and hoped you'd die? Well this is YOUR opportunity to do so!
In this programme, I mean program, we will help you put yourself out of your misery. Partnered together with Eugenics United, we have created a method of donating your organs and cleansing the human gene-pool. All you have to do is follow the steps:
1. Be part of an annoying non-loved minority group.
2. Have delectable organs, just waiting to get removed.
3. Be extremely gullible, or read this advertisement.
4. Sign a contract, giving up all rights to sue, press charges, or own your body.
5. Sit back, and pretend it doesn't hurt. Smile for the camera!
Anybody not part of the master race, go to 666 Murder Dr. and volunteer.
By the way, in case you haven't realized it by now, this was supposed to be satirical. Whatevs.