It is recently reported that on Black Friday Ma Fia stole a Wal-mart building while the manager went on a potty break. The customers are being held as hostages and all the products are immediately eaten, edible or inedible. To make matters worse, Ma Fia is Yo Mama (which would explain why she's a ma).
If you know where here secret lair is, please comment. Please, do not make a mockery of our troubles. My car keys were in that building. Please go to this website for further information:
This is jESUS signing off.