Sunday, August 22, 2010

Gulf Oil is still Leaking Out!

Scientists still believe that there is a massive leak in the Gulf, what was originally thought to be plugged up. There is still approximately 2,000 Liters of oil still being dispersed into the Gulf daily. Ernest Padilla, a well known oilologist stated, "There seems to be less and less aquatic life living.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Don't forget to eat your Toasty Oaties!

One day a random guy off the street walked up to me casually and said that he was a random guy off the street. I rolled my eyes and walked away.

Have you ever noticed that there's a huge influx of random guys off the street? It's probably due to the resurrection of Regice in my basement. Because the heat was gett'n' to me, I resurrected Regice from the dead to cool off my house. (Regice in case you're one of the losers who don't play Pokemon is the ice Pokemon whose temperature is absolute zero.)

I saw an Oliphant at the zoo, along with a few hoppits (another name for frogs in Britain, don't ask me to explain, I'm not British). Too bad Fladnag (Gandalf's evil cousin) put a spell on the zoo to prevent me from escaping New Zealand... I mean Lord of the Rings Land.

So I'm still stuck here with my laptop and my dog, Barko.

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