to the bargain hall
We have a 50% off sale on our double priced items.
FREE donations will be accepted.
75% discounts on anything found on the third floor of our two-story building.
Only a $20 fee for looking at our dubious products.
All warranties are null and void once the object has been used in any way.
Our employees will be happy to show you our deals... and the door.
Everything is artificially natural!
We believe that the customer deserves ignorance for their own bliss.
You will be happy to know that no expense has been spared for sanitation.
We've put delightful mazes in front of the bathrooms to give a rodent-like feel as you look for "the cheese".
All credit cards are accepted and kept.
All proceeds go to the Give justGeorge Your Money Before You Become a Greedy Rich Person Foundation
So come on down and buy our used (and recycled) food and groceries. Business