I went to the library and saw a few children's stories. Read them and tell me what you think:
Once upon a time there was a story. This is it.
Once upon a time there was another story. This isn't it.
Once upon a time there was a castle. The castle has nothing to do with the story though.
Yea, I think the publishers are pretty desperate. I could write better books than these. I think the quality has gone down severely after I was a kid. Most kids books today are all about brainwashing children with political messages. I remember a time where children's books were at least 700 pages long, no pictures. Now the only thing good about those books ARE the pictures. Man, what a let-down.
All complaining aside, my trip to the library was fascinating. I was able to kick some fat person with a flowing beard off "his" computer. "His" with a capital H that rhymes with... uh... something that stands for online gambling. He stinks at Poker by the way.
While the librarians and bearded person were arguing, I was able to research all about people who pick other people's noses for money. It actually pays quite well. The only problem is that they're really low in society. Somewhere between common thief and a laboratory mouse that wants to take over the world.
Speaking of bathrooms, I just went to one the other day.
That made me think of a good children's story I could write about going to the bathroom. Here it is:
I'm thinking of who the illustrator should be. The best situation would be someone with absolutely no sense of humor that draws the poop to scale with the toilet. I'm hoping for scientific labels and a little green texture.
So, comment about this book. I'm still thinking of a title.