Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Happy December

On the 1st day of Christmas
your true love gave to you

Blender treatment for yo face
(that's why you're ugly)

On the 2nd day of Christmas
your true love gave to you

Two smacks in yo face
(that's why you're ugly)

and blender treatment for yo face

On the third day of Christmas-

Wait a minute... I thought there was only one day in Christmas. Well, you're wrong. There are over 300 days in Christmas. You don't necessarily celebrate them all (ignoramus). I could bore you with a really long historical speech. And that's what I'm going to do.

In 1492 your face turned really blue. Then Marco ate some chicken and outraged the animal rights activists. So they called him Marco Polo (Pollo is the Spanish word for chicken). Then upon discovering his leather purse called him "Tinky Winky". This is the American word for "a giant purple creature that can't talk like a normal person and instead acts like a dipstick" Thus the word "Dipsy" was born. This was changed to "Dixie" by slang talk. Any fool would know that, but not everyone knows that Marco Polo hated noodles, especially Ramon noodles. So, Team Rocket was born to counter-act this historical figure. They blasted off again in 1776, when the constitution was made into a paper airplane and sent over to the contemporary British king of their time. Then, the king had to kick someone's butt. Unfortunately for Team Rocket, the king hates cats, so Meoth was kicked in the butt. This set off a chain reaction, releasing the dreaded Wobbuffet and killing all the British generals. That's why justGeorge Washington won the war, but lost the game.

That's about all. If you didn't want to read the entire paragraph, I can summarize it for you:
Marco Polo, Teletubbies, Noodles, Team Rocket, justGeorge Washington. The End.

13 comments:

justGeorge said...

Dude, you need to stop rambling. It's not even funny. If it was funny I would be laughing. You don't see any ha ha's or any hee hee's or ho ho ho (Merry Christmas). You need a life.

justGeorge said...

Your face isn't funny.

You need a life outside of insulting people on their own blogs.

justGeorge said...

You can't tell me what to do. I have your password to your google account. I can change it anytime.

justGeorge said...

blankity blank you. I don't give a blankity blank about your blankity blank opinions. Get out of my blankity blank life.

justGeorge said...

That wasn't appropriate.

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justGeorge said...

Your face isn't appropriate.

justGeorge said...
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justGeorge said...

Your mom wasn't appropriate.

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justGeorge said...

Dude, I come to this blog to see the comments. This isn't a chatroom. Please keep your temperments to a minimum. THANK YOU.

zakluv_145 said...

but create a free account at wireclub.com and go to any chat room you want (must be 18 or older to order)...