Sorry I haven't been posting (to all you followers of my blog (myself)). I was delayed because Russian gangsters kidnapped me. But, all that is behind me now. My counselor said that the kidnapping is my fault, and now I have been brainwashed to believe him (I wonder why my fuhrer oops, counselor says that?). Now I see that it changed me for the better in the long run and made me a better person (I know how to escape from handcuffs now).
Anyway, enough about me. I want to hear about you.
I hope you weren't so gullible that you believed what I just said. I want to talk about myself to myself more. Talking to yourself is actually a non-crazy and very sane way of communicating to others (ask your English oops, I mean Communication Arts teacher about it). That's why all the great people in the world talked to themselves, as evidenced by Ernie-and-Bert Einstein (his first name is hyphenated like all German first names). He talked to himself and would get off topic easily.
Speaking of which, have you ever walked in tall grass and got attacked by random Pokemon oops, I mean animals in the field? I have. My starter... um I mean pet always took care of 'em.
I didn't ask YOU. I was talking to myself... again (Duh! What is this guy/gal/thing thinking?! Does he/she/it think that I write this poop for him/her/it? He/She/It is sadly mistaken.).
I LOST THE GAME