Friday, October 30, 2009

How Annoying are the Pikachu Short Films?

Pika Pika chuu
Squirt squirtle squirtle
Chansy Chansy Chansy Chansy Chansy Chansy Chansy Chansy ...
Pika Chu chu Pika
Charmander char char
Bulba bulba bulbasaur
chiko chiko chiko

Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash

(you get the picture)

To be honest I hate Pokemon shorts where there aren't any words.

(Translation)
Pika pikaaaa chuuuuu Pikachu Pika pika

The end

How to Always Win at Cards

cheat




What? You wanted some real tips. Fine.
Here's how you win:

Don't be the loser. Then you'll always be the winner.

You're stupid. Everyone knows that.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

My Favorite Blog

My Favorite Blog (a poem)
by justGeorge

My favorite blog
is an awesome blog

I like blogs
yes I do

I like blogs
ooh ooh ooh

the fat cat sat
on a mat
with a hat
with a (baseball) bat
talk'n' to a rat
named Pat
who ate a gnat
saying "Scat!"

the rat went "SPLAT"
when the fat cat
sat on the rat
and made it flat
on the mat

And that's that

My favorite blog
is a very very very very very very very very very nice blog
it has nice things on the blog
"blog" rhymes with "blog"

the frog
jumped on a log
in a fog
chased by a dog
that tripped over a cog

then the hog
went on justGeorge's blog
who gave the dog
a really good flog

the troll Pog
who was friends with Aug
didn't have a good nog
so he sat on the hog
who gave him a flog
right there in the bog
next to the log
where the frog
was laughing at Pog

Blog blog blog
bloggity blog

blog blog blog
bloggidy bloggy blog blog blog'n'

One fish
two fish

"Oh yeah!?" he yelled, "Well, your mom's a fish. So is your face. And your mom's face. And your soul. And your soul's face. And your mom's soul. And your mom's face's soul is a fish. So is your cousin's uncle's mother's ex-roomate's nephew."

What does that mean?

Absolutely nothing


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Come and look at yo face at www.justGeorgespage.blogspot.com

Saturday, October 24, 2009

What the ----? What is this? This post has no point.

Rock 'n' Roll McDonalds.

Rock 'n' Roll McDonalds.

(repeat x infinity)

No doubt you are one of those kinds of people who do not read aloud what is written. You are a bumbling fool. Re-read the lines above.

Right now.

I mean it.

I'm not joking.

Re-read it fo real or I'll send a virus to your computer.

Now do it with feeling
(that's what she said)

Sing along with the new Album. Only $29.95 (it's a forty dollar value)(A FORTY DOLLAR VALUE!).

Now shut yer face or I'll shut it for you

That's better.


Simon says be stupid.

Good boy

Scratch your butt

Oop! Simon didn't say so.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Strategy for Lugia

Unless you're a complete idiot (in which case please click on the shiny little X in the corner), or you didn't read the title, you'd realize justGeorge's Pokemon of the Week is Lugia. I like Lugia personally. He used to be really awesome. Unfortunately, Ho-oh is also gaining popularity. I hate Ho-oh, but he has a nice signature move. You can't deny that a 50% chance of burn is a nice touch to an already powerful move. Aeroblast doesn't quite compete with that, but it still has a high critical hit ratio.

Below are some uses for that Guardian of the Sea, Lugia.


Calm Mind Lugia

Aeroblast
Psychic
Roost / Recover
Calm Mind

The goal with this guy is to create an undentable, unbeatable, unfeintable, and inescapable beast that will eventually sweep your entire legendary team (except for those that resist him like Dialga). The problem with this set is that it's weak to critical hits and super-powered moves in the beginning. If you can handle that, go for it. Just watch out for those nasty-plotters.


Rain Dance Party Lugia

Rain Dance
Surf
Aeroblast
Roost / Recover / Protect / Thunder

With the huge amount of people creating Rain Dance Parties, you know it will move toward Legendaries too. Lugia can very easily slip into a Rain Dance Party and wreck havoc on those puny Pokemon. Unfortunately, Lugia is weak to Thunder. All Kyogres have them, and they're sure to be in Rain Dance parties. So, Lugia is best used after Kyogre dies, preferably later to sweep the team.

The last move is really up to you. You may want a recovery move, just 'cuz Lugia is a defensive Pokemon. Or, you may want to use Protect because of so many Surfers, plus this tactic only makes it more annoying when you have Leftovers. Thunder is just an awesome move, all around. And during rain dance, it may become necessary.


Choice Specs Lugia

Aeroblast
Psychic
Dragon Pulse
Shadow Ball

I wouldn't advise giving Lugia Choice Specs, just because it's way too risky. However, you may catch quite a few people of guard, especially when they assume you will start boosting your stats first with Calm Mind.

This moveset has nice type coverage, but it still doesn't make Dialga even flinch. That bugs me. Lugia doesn't learn any good fighting moves. That is one pitfall for him (and his large amount of common weaknesses).


This brings me to the How to Whup Lugia section of the Pokemon of the Week.

How to Whup Lugia:

Dialga is a strong choice against Lugia. Lugia can't do any damage against the Time Pokemon without Calm Minding, at least. Also, you could use physical super-effective attacks like Volt Tackle, Ice Punch, Thunder Punch, etc.

Essentially, Lugia's downfall is his lack of move variety and huge amount of common Legendary weaknesses.

Friday, October 9, 2009

The Global Peace Prize

Warning: Any references to major political characters are completely unintentional, please do not be offended.

Warning: Coffee may be hot

Joebama sat and twiddled his fingers. He was forced to sit and watch another loser get the Glodal Peace Prize. He wanted to get back home and play video games. His favorite video game was, by far, World of Warcraft. He loved wrecking havoc on poor souls by declaring war. This also helped his career as Military Chief Assassin.

Just then, out of the blue, came a voice from heaven.

"Purely for the sake of irony, I decree Joebama shall win the coveted Global Peace Prize."

Then, everyone applauded and bowed to the great and mighty Joebama. He strode to the stage where some old person gave him his prize.

"Thank You!" Joebama shouted to the microphone, "I deserve this award, you don't. The end. But I didn't do it alone. I would like to thank all those fools... uh... people who voted me supreme chancellor in time of war."

"Here is your money." the old guy said, trying to hand millions of dollars in small bills.

"You can keep it, sucker. I'm the president, I can just steal... uh... tax the people."

And with that, he ran from the stage, out the doors, and to the White House, with his bodyguards still trying to catch up.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Oil Canvas Paintings

WARNING: Any reference to any character that is copyrighted, uncopyrighted, anticopyrighted, recopyrighted, precopyrighted, postcopyrighted, procopyrighted, decopyrighted, discopyrighted, or transcopyrighted is not intentional but purely accidental. No lawsuit may be made that involves justGeorge or his affiliates.

As Mr. Sun shone over the land of justGeorgeland23, justGeorge observed the strange patterns in the desert from his cliff. They were pictures of legendary Pokedudes, all battling to the death. Ogre de Ky was fighting with Ground-up. Dee Algae was fighting Palpad. justGeorge wondered why he didn't see this before. Of course, most of the reason was that he doesn't live in the desert. He only traveled there to go steal some oil (what better place for a perfect crime?).

justGeorge paused before saying to himself, "I need more environmentally depleting oil for my shenanigans. My smog-creating machine is running low on Arabian-produced oil."

So justGeorge teleported to a gas station, which happed to be just 70 desert miles (about 3,241 kilometers) away. When he got there, he noticed it was being held up by Ma Fia. *Sigh* So, justGeorge walked about 20 steps to another one nearby. There he noticed YObama buying some oil for America.

"I need 7,000,000 tons of oil."

"Alright, that will be a few trilion dollars."

"Just put it on my no-limit credit card."

The attendant rolled his eyes.

"Will there be anything else sir?"

"Nope."

"Then get out. Fo-Sure-Real law says I can't give you any oil at all. I'm break'n' the rules for extra cash. Unless you's a muslim"

"Maybe I am, it depends on if you're a regular guy in a turban or secretly an American."

"If I was American, I wouldn't offer the best deal."

"That's true. But, just to be sure, the answer is still maybe."

"Oh, OK, that's fine. Come again to Jihad's Peaceful Company."

"I will." YObama said mysteriously as he left.

justGeorge wisely decided to avoid buying oil at all. He decided to go back to his comfortable home and pretend he never saw anything.

Friday, October 2, 2009

justGeorge's Pokecard of the week.

This is justGeorge's first Pokecard of the week. Today we look at Pokemon #416, Vespiquen. Altogether, this bug is underrated. Not as underrated as some of my favorites, but it still is a very solid choice as a grass-type card, especially if you have an entire grass deck.

My favorite card of her is the Stormfront one. It reminds me a lot of Shaymin LX sky form. If you're losing, Vespiquen does 10 more damage for each G types on the bench. Obviously the strategy is to have a completely G type deck. This is not a very hard task, there are a lot of really cool supporter G types.

Bee Drain does nice damage and recovery. This is boosted ridiculously when you factor in the Green Dignity Pokebody. If you just use this move, you won't be losing anymore.

The final move it has is Bee Powder. This does 50 damage plus a 25% chance of paralyzing, poisoning, and burning them at the same time. Yea, a lot of Stormfront Pokemon are like that. Just deal with it.