Apparently there's been some gang activity in Chicago recently. If you want to read about it go to www.justGeorgespage.blogspot.com and learn more. Apparently there were was a nasty run-in between Ma Fia's gang and the police. Ma Fia is the nastiest lady you will ever see in your life. She carries a machine gun in her back pocket (don't ask me how she must have a big butt).
She and Gangsta Joe tried to rob a gas station that was run by undercover cops. They realized the gas station didn't have any money so they stole their box 'o' donuts instead. That did it. You don't mess with their donuts, especially their jelly donuts.
To be short and precise, Ma Fia ran off while Gangsta Joe got busted.