Thursday, December 31, 2009

Hippy Holidays

Sorry for not posting during the Christmas Era. I was forced to celebrate Kwanza in the state prison. The only problem with that is that I'm white. I had to get out by battling the prison guards at Pokemon battles. So I didn't get anything for Christmas except for a Rice Crispy Cookie. That's all they give you in prison.

In case you're not one of the three people who actually looks at my blog, let me tell you what I did to get in prison in the first place. All I did was try to get fast cash by selling marijuana at a pawn shop. I didn't know you're not supposed to do that. I didn't know you're supposed to sell it to random bums on the street, while selling STOLEN goods at a pawn shop.

Whatever.

That's not the point though. What really put me in jail was the fact that I was dressed in a Santa suite with a nametage on it. Apparently nametags are patented, so I was sent to state prison forever. If that wasn't bad enough, my cellmate was another justGeorge (we're everywhere you know, just look at our comments). We spent so much time arguing that we didn't realize both of our sentences were up (forever passes by quicker than you think).

So that's just about the jist of my Christmas- oops holiday. I'm hoping that the New Years will be better. I've learned my lesson. Never sell stuff to pawn shops, they jip you off. Especially if the great Ma Fia controls the store to begin with.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Whuppee

I am posting from my Wii. Awesome. Yeah, now Nintendo (may it live forever) has graciously agreed to give me the Internet Channel. This is really a test to see if it works.

(gasp)

You mean that this blog post was not designed to entertain and instruct like satirical works should? Duh. As you can see from the fact that I comment on my own blog, I am using this free website for my own devious purposes. Deal with it. If you want to see a blog that cares for your many needs, go to some stupid blog about Anne of Green Gables or something.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Dear Santa...

Here are my favorite Dear Santa letters I've found:

Dear Santa,

Gimme. Now.

Tiny, Timid, yet Tenacious
Tim



Dear Santa,

Hi. How are you doing?

Don't gimme that Jibba-Jabba, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to myself. You don't deserve for me to write to you, I only wrote you this letter to waste your valuable time. While you stuff your face with everyone else's cookies you'll think back to this letter. Then maybe you'll have the New Years Resolution to lose weight. You fatty. I pity the foo.

From,
Mr. T
(That's the Grinch to you!)

Monday, December 7, 2009

Pokemon, what happened?

Many of you followers (all those people that bother to look at this obscure website) know I haven't posted Pokemon stuff for a while. That's 'cuz I'm working on a team for the coming 2010 world championship. Pretty much you're allowed two non-event legendaries on your team. I think all those Pokemon fans know EVERYONE will use Kyogre / Mewtwo. People will give Mewtwo Psychic, Ice Beam, Thunder and call it a brilliant strategy. Or, people will have Kyogre / Palkia. Kyogre would keep using Surf while Palkia does whatever it feels like, being safe with its x .25 resistance to water. That's my theory. It's either that or a Sunny Day party. Everyone would use Groudon with Earthquake, Eruption and maybe Solar Beam. Then everyone will use Typhlosion (Eruption), Ho-oh (Sacret Fire), and maybe a Moltres (Heat Wave). This party is predictable, but effective.

I have to think of ways to counter both of these parties. I was thinking about abusing Wobbuffet and his ability. I'll keep you posted (ha ha posted).

If you're expecting me to be a funny guy, forget it. I am clinically depressed. So much in fact, that I eat cheesy pretzel sticks. Yea, that's how desperat I am. I hate cheesy pretzel sticks. This sort of self-mutilation will only bring the end to me, or at the very least, cheesy barf.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Happy December

On the 1st day of Christmas
your true love gave to you

Blender treatment for yo face
(that's why you're ugly)

On the 2nd day of Christmas
your true love gave to you

Two smacks in yo face
(that's why you're ugly)

and blender treatment for yo face

On the third day of Christmas-

Wait a minute... I thought there was only one day in Christmas. Well, you're wrong. There are over 300 days in Christmas. You don't necessarily celebrate them all (ignoramus). I could bore you with a really long historical speech. And that's what I'm going to do.

In 1492 your face turned really blue. Then Marco ate some chicken and outraged the animal rights activists. So they called him Marco Polo (Pollo is the Spanish word for chicken). Then upon discovering his leather purse called him "Tinky Winky". This is the American word for "a giant purple creature that can't talk like a normal person and instead acts like a dipstick" Thus the word "Dipsy" was born. This was changed to "Dixie" by slang talk. Any fool would know that, but not everyone knows that Marco Polo hated noodles, especially Ramon noodles. So, Team Rocket was born to counter-act this historical figure. They blasted off again in 1776, when the constitution was made into a paper airplane and sent over to the contemporary British king of their time. Then, the king had to kick someone's butt. Unfortunately for Team Rocket, the king hates cats, so Meoth was kicked in the butt. This set off a chain reaction, releasing the dreaded Wobbuffet and killing all the British generals. That's why justGeorge Washington won the war, but lost the game.

That's about all. If you didn't want to read the entire paragraph, I can summarize it for you:
Marco Polo, Teletubbies, Noodles, Team Rocket, justGeorge Washington. The End.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Ma Fia's Endeavors

Ol' Ma Fia's at it again.



Our reporters from justGeorge's Entrepreneurial Section of Universal Simulcast (jESUS) have just reported that Ma Fia just farted. We cannot tell the chemical makeup of the cloud of gas she released. We do know this: it is highly toxic to all human-kind. We will give you more updates as time progresses.

(about two seconds later)

We now have new information. Apparently, the composition of this gas is 32% "Cheetoes" 17% Et Cetera and 51% beans. BEANS! DO YOU HEAR ME?! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! IT WILL BRING THE END TO US!

On a more positive note, the destructive power of the Mayan calendar, uh... Ma Fia's Fart will kick in around 2012. So, we have a few years. I suggest during the time you have, you should think of 101 things to do instead of drugs... uh... I meant to do with your time. heh heh (oops)

ET phone home.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

I Just Got a Beard

Today is the day.

No. It's not the day I got a beard (idiot).

Today's the day that I squashed a bug. I was super effective, as all you Pokemon fans would say. Which means I just talked to myself. I'm sure if you've listened to me long enough you would realize I do this way too often.

Just like the way I talked to the bug.

It said to me, "justGeorge, do you have a life at all?"

And after careful consideration I said, "No, I lost it and my mind long ago."

"Oh, then I assume that you live in a lower-middle class where you enjoy eating fast food and TV dinners as you casually sit and snack in front of a semi-large television, wasting your life instead of working up the ranks to eventually become manager of the McDonalds where you work, thereby never actually enjoying life as you always buy your stuff at Wal-mart, regardless of the fact that everything there is either made in sweatshops or in Chinese factories (more sweatshops) and that all the stuff they sell you won't last a month before breaking, but that's OK because you're ungrateful for what you have anyway and you don't mind complaining about things, in fact if you didn't complain, the entire world would stop revolving and we would be flung into space where we would suffocate from the lack of oxygen (except for the roaches) this would create a new and unexpected Apocalypse that will bring the end to us all in 2013, thus bringing me to heaven where I will write long, run-on sentences that no one bothers to read completely through." he said without ever taking a breath.

I walked slowly over. I took off my shoe. Then I killed him on the spot. His last words were these:

"Ept tu Shoe-a?"

I don't mind that I killed the little bug. I do mind that his words stabbed into my heart just like a tongue piercing... and an eyeball piercing... at the same time.

I will get my revenge on all the bug kind. No creepy crawly is safe under my reign.

The Reign of justGeorgetwo has begun.

(theme music plays)

(commercial break)

Then the episode continues for 10 seconds. Just enough time to say, "THE END"

(credits)

THE END is displayed again just in case you missed it the first time.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

For all you Critics out there...

Some of you losers may sit at your computers and glance at my blog. Then you chuckle stupidly to yourself. Then you lick your fingers after eating a whole bag of potato chips that you shoplifted from the local grocery store.

You're despicable. I despise you and your family. I, Nebuchadnezzar, decree that all those that do not comment will chopped into tiny little pieces and their houses completely ruined (Daniel 3:29).

So you better comment.

And you better pay your protection money too.

Otherwise Ma Fia might come and get ya.

Also some people asked me why justGeorge talks to himself. I'll answer that question with another question. What happened to your face?

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Sorry from the bottom of my butt

Sorry I haven't been posting (to all you followers of my blog (myself)). I was delayed because Russian gangsters kidnapped me. But, all that is behind me now. My counselor said that the kidnapping is my fault, and now I have been brainwashed to believe him (I wonder why my fuhrer oops, counselor says that?). Now I see that it changed me for the better in the long run and made me a better person (I know how to escape from handcuffs now).

Anyway, enough about me. I want to hear about you.

Not.

I hope you weren't so gullible that you believed what I just said. I want to talk about myself to myself more. Talking to yourself is actually a non-crazy and very sane way of communicating to others (ask your English oops, I mean Communication Arts teacher about it). That's why all the great people in the world talked to themselves, as evidenced by Ernie-and-Bert Einstein (his first name is hyphenated like all German first names). He talked to himself and would get off topic easily.

Speaking of which, have you ever walked in tall grass and got attacked by random Pokemon oops, I mean animals in the field? I have. My starter... um I mean pet always took care of 'em.

I didn't ask YOU. I was talking to myself... again (Duh! What is this guy/gal/thing thinking?! Does he/she/it think that I write this poop for him/her/it? He/She/It is sadly mistaken.).

I LOST THE GAME

I'm sorry

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

It's my birthday today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(sticky keys)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not really. I did that to get my attention. I really just wanted to swear at something.

Here we go.


*bleep*!!!

:0
:)
:(
:-)
:-(
:3)
:3(
;)
:/
:\
:
:o
:O
:]
:=)
:+)
:~)
: }
: {
:<
:>)


I'm using all the facial expressions I know. I don't know many. A lot of those guys I made up like :3) and stuff. I probably should get going so... OW!!! I STUBBED MY *bleep*'n' toe! A heaping helping of *bleep*s! A boatload of *bleep* Can't you see I got a *bleep* that *bleep* ed my *bleep* while *bleep*ing my *bleeeeeeeeeeep*!

WE ARE NOW EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
PLEASE WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT POST

YOUR FACE MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF

THANK YOU

Friday, October 30, 2009

How Annoying are the Pikachu Short Films?

Pika Pika chuu
Squirt squirtle squirtle
Chansy Chansy Chansy Chansy Chansy Chansy Chansy Chansy ...
Pika Chu chu Pika
Charmander char char
Bulba bulba bulbasaur
chiko chiko chiko

Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash

(you get the picture)

To be honest I hate Pokemon shorts where there aren't any words.

(Translation)
Pika pikaaaa chuuuuu Pikachu Pika pika

The end

How to Always Win at Cards

cheat




What? You wanted some real tips. Fine.
Here's how you win:

Don't be the loser. Then you'll always be the winner.

You're stupid. Everyone knows that.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

My Favorite Blog

My Favorite Blog (a poem)
by justGeorge

My favorite blog
is an awesome blog

I like blogs
yes I do

I like blogs
ooh ooh ooh

the fat cat sat
on a mat
with a hat
with a (baseball) bat
talk'n' to a rat
named Pat
who ate a gnat
saying "Scat!"

the rat went "SPLAT"
when the fat cat
sat on the rat
and made it flat
on the mat

And that's that

My favorite blog
is a very very very very very very very very very nice blog
it has nice things on the blog
"blog" rhymes with "blog"

the frog
jumped on a log
in a fog
chased by a dog
that tripped over a cog

then the hog
went on justGeorge's blog
who gave the dog
a really good flog

the troll Pog
who was friends with Aug
didn't have a good nog
so he sat on the hog
who gave him a flog
right there in the bog
next to the log
where the frog
was laughing at Pog

Blog blog blog
bloggity blog

blog blog blog
bloggidy bloggy blog blog blog'n'

One fish
two fish

"Oh yeah!?" he yelled, "Well, your mom's a fish. So is your face. And your mom's face. And your soul. And your soul's face. And your mom's soul. And your mom's face's soul is a fish. So is your cousin's uncle's mother's ex-roomate's nephew."

What does that mean?

Absolutely nothing


justGeorge's favorite blog is....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(drumroll)...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(if this is annoying, please comment)......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................yo face.

Come and look at yo face at www.justGeorgespage.blogspot.com

Saturday, October 24, 2009

What the ----? What is this? This post has no point.

Rock 'n' Roll McDonalds.

Rock 'n' Roll McDonalds.

(repeat x infinity)

No doubt you are one of those kinds of people who do not read aloud what is written. You are a bumbling fool. Re-read the lines above.

Right now.

I mean it.

I'm not joking.

Re-read it fo real or I'll send a virus to your computer.

Now do it with feeling
(that's what she said)

Sing along with the new Album. Only $29.95 (it's a forty dollar value)(A FORTY DOLLAR VALUE!).

Now shut yer face or I'll shut it for you

That's better.


Simon says be stupid.

Good boy

Scratch your butt

Oop! Simon didn't say so.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Strategy for Lugia

Unless you're a complete idiot (in which case please click on the shiny little X in the corner), or you didn't read the title, you'd realize justGeorge's Pokemon of the Week is Lugia. I like Lugia personally. He used to be really awesome. Unfortunately, Ho-oh is also gaining popularity. I hate Ho-oh, but he has a nice signature move. You can't deny that a 50% chance of burn is a nice touch to an already powerful move. Aeroblast doesn't quite compete with that, but it still has a high critical hit ratio.

Below are some uses for that Guardian of the Sea, Lugia.


Calm Mind Lugia

Aeroblast
Psychic
Roost / Recover
Calm Mind

The goal with this guy is to create an undentable, unbeatable, unfeintable, and inescapable beast that will eventually sweep your entire legendary team (except for those that resist him like Dialga). The problem with this set is that it's weak to critical hits and super-powered moves in the beginning. If you can handle that, go for it. Just watch out for those nasty-plotters.


Rain Dance Party Lugia

Rain Dance
Surf
Aeroblast
Roost / Recover / Protect / Thunder

With the huge amount of people creating Rain Dance Parties, you know it will move toward Legendaries too. Lugia can very easily slip into a Rain Dance Party and wreck havoc on those puny Pokemon. Unfortunately, Lugia is weak to Thunder. All Kyogres have them, and they're sure to be in Rain Dance parties. So, Lugia is best used after Kyogre dies, preferably later to sweep the team.

The last move is really up to you. You may want a recovery move, just 'cuz Lugia is a defensive Pokemon. Or, you may want to use Protect because of so many Surfers, plus this tactic only makes it more annoying when you have Leftovers. Thunder is just an awesome move, all around. And during rain dance, it may become necessary.


Choice Specs Lugia

Aeroblast
Psychic
Dragon Pulse
Shadow Ball

I wouldn't advise giving Lugia Choice Specs, just because it's way too risky. However, you may catch quite a few people of guard, especially when they assume you will start boosting your stats first with Calm Mind.

This moveset has nice type coverage, but it still doesn't make Dialga even flinch. That bugs me. Lugia doesn't learn any good fighting moves. That is one pitfall for him (and his large amount of common weaknesses).


This brings me to the How to Whup Lugia section of the Pokemon of the Week.

How to Whup Lugia:

Dialga is a strong choice against Lugia. Lugia can't do any damage against the Time Pokemon without Calm Minding, at least. Also, you could use physical super-effective attacks like Volt Tackle, Ice Punch, Thunder Punch, etc.

Essentially, Lugia's downfall is his lack of move variety and huge amount of common Legendary weaknesses.

Friday, October 9, 2009

The Global Peace Prize

Warning: Any references to major political characters are completely unintentional, please do not be offended.

Warning: Coffee may be hot

Joebama sat and twiddled his fingers. He was forced to sit and watch another loser get the Glodal Peace Prize. He wanted to get back home and play video games. His favorite video game was, by far, World of Warcraft. He loved wrecking havoc on poor souls by declaring war. This also helped his career as Military Chief Assassin.

Just then, out of the blue, came a voice from heaven.

"Purely for the sake of irony, I decree Joebama shall win the coveted Global Peace Prize."

Then, everyone applauded and bowed to the great and mighty Joebama. He strode to the stage where some old person gave him his prize.

"Thank You!" Joebama shouted to the microphone, "I deserve this award, you don't. The end. But I didn't do it alone. I would like to thank all those fools... uh... people who voted me supreme chancellor in time of war."

"Here is your money." the old guy said, trying to hand millions of dollars in small bills.

"You can keep it, sucker. I'm the president, I can just steal... uh... tax the people."

And with that, he ran from the stage, out the doors, and to the White House, with his bodyguards still trying to catch up.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Oil Canvas Paintings

WARNING: Any reference to any character that is copyrighted, uncopyrighted, anticopyrighted, recopyrighted, precopyrighted, postcopyrighted, procopyrighted, decopyrighted, discopyrighted, or transcopyrighted is not intentional but purely accidental. No lawsuit may be made that involves justGeorge or his affiliates.

As Mr. Sun shone over the land of justGeorgeland23, justGeorge observed the strange patterns in the desert from his cliff. They were pictures of legendary Pokedudes, all battling to the death. Ogre de Ky was fighting with Ground-up. Dee Algae was fighting Palpad. justGeorge wondered why he didn't see this before. Of course, most of the reason was that he doesn't live in the desert. He only traveled there to go steal some oil (what better place for a perfect crime?).

justGeorge paused before saying to himself, "I need more environmentally depleting oil for my shenanigans. My smog-creating machine is running low on Arabian-produced oil."

So justGeorge teleported to a gas station, which happed to be just 70 desert miles (about 3,241 kilometers) away. When he got there, he noticed it was being held up by Ma Fia. *Sigh* So, justGeorge walked about 20 steps to another one nearby. There he noticed YObama buying some oil for America.

"I need 7,000,000 tons of oil."

"Alright, that will be a few trilion dollars."

"Just put it on my no-limit credit card."

The attendant rolled his eyes.

"Will there be anything else sir?"

"Nope."

"Then get out. Fo-Sure-Real law says I can't give you any oil at all. I'm break'n' the rules for extra cash. Unless you's a muslim"

"Maybe I am, it depends on if you're a regular guy in a turban or secretly an American."

"If I was American, I wouldn't offer the best deal."

"That's true. But, just to be sure, the answer is still maybe."

"Oh, OK, that's fine. Come again to Jihad's Peaceful Company."

"I will." YObama said mysteriously as he left.

justGeorge wisely decided to avoid buying oil at all. He decided to go back to his comfortable home and pretend he never saw anything.

Friday, October 2, 2009

justGeorge's Pokecard of the week.

This is justGeorge's first Pokecard of the week. Today we look at Pokemon #416, Vespiquen. Altogether, this bug is underrated. Not as underrated as some of my favorites, but it still is a very solid choice as a grass-type card, especially if you have an entire grass deck.

My favorite card of her is the Stormfront one. It reminds me a lot of Shaymin LX sky form. If you're losing, Vespiquen does 10 more damage for each G types on the bench. Obviously the strategy is to have a completely G type deck. This is not a very hard task, there are a lot of really cool supporter G types.

Bee Drain does nice damage and recovery. This is boosted ridiculously when you factor in the Green Dignity Pokebody. If you just use this move, you won't be losing anymore.

The final move it has is Bee Powder. This does 50 damage plus a 25% chance of paralyzing, poisoning, and burning them at the same time. Yea, a lot of Stormfront Pokemon are like that. Just deal with it.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

justGeorge's Photo

In case you are wondering why there is no photo of me, don't.

The reason I don't have a photo of me in my profile is this: I don't feel like it. The silhouette is close enough to my appearance.

I'm not going to talk about a stupid photo for a page. I really wanted to talk about you. I do mean YOU. Yes, you, in the chair with the nose. You need to comment. If you don't comment, I will track you down with high-tech-techno-technology of Tech. School. To encourage growth, I will put random words in the next paragraph just to appear on search engines.

Obama, George Bush, crazy, Yo Mama, Star Wars, smelly, Sonshine, cheesy jokes, corny jokes, corn-on-the-cob, Pokemon, fashion, Mario, Luigi, Google, Wikipedia, YouTube, Yahoo, free games, tower defense, Bloons, educational games, Jesus, God, animals, animal cruelty, stats, zombies, ninja, candy, movie review, game review, eBay, FREE, stupid, trading cards, Twilight Zone, Andy Griffith, Spongebob and Patrick, Nick Jr., Veggie Tales, health, health care, Democrat, Republican, fat, fat reducing, weight loss, diet, stress, America, photo, video, Microsoft, computer software, free computer games, book, Blogger, Sesame Street, Teletubbies, controversial, philosophy, good literature, science, math, math practice, free translation, free translator, chocolate, vampire, vampires, how to..., self-help, Super Mario, blond, comic strip, Snoopy, Charlie Brown, african american, white, church, weight-loss program, fool, foo, creative, collectible, Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic, dragon, wizard, RPG, news, broadcast, Lord of the Rings, Jaws Theme, questionable material ect.

None of you are patient enough to read the whole thing. That's OK. If you were a patient person, you wouldn't visit blogs, you would meditate in the mountains. Monks are fine, but they're too patient. They don't actually speak in riddles, or tongues, they speak gibberish. This is all from being so lonely that they start seeing things. That, or they get reincarnated as a fast growing clone and spread the word about how everyone should visit Colorado where the monks are. (Yes, that is where the monks are; they have mountains)

Anyway, I have better things to do with my life than sit at a computer, so I'm done... for now.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Yo Mama's Travels

Apparently there's been a report that Yo Mama's Fat. Details are still sketchy, but reports say she's on a rampage, destroying local small towns. Our reporters of the justGeorge's Observant Department have been trying to track this glob for the past half hour. She seems impossible to track.

Local Yokel said, "It's hard to imagine such a disturbance in our fair town of Nowhere. I'm afraid of the earthquakes that are becoming more common. Ole' Betsy (my cow) has been tipped over so many times I'd think that some teenager was doing it."

Even our investigators have felt the tremors. This is due to Yo Mama rolling around, crushing buildings.

What could cause this catastrophe? Not many know. Yo Mama started her criminal career when she "got an offer she couldn't refuse" and that was this: steal some free gum. This started a downward spiral into theft to feed that ever-growing stomach of hers. She started shoplifting grocery stores for potato chips, and eventually worked her way to cannibalism.

Details of her history and appearance are not well known by many. Here is what we have so far:

Height: Midget
Weight: Too Much
Ability: Thick Fat / Gluttony
Moves: Roll Out
Nickname: Jabba the Fatty Butt


No mugshot available.
For current photo, draw a circle in the dirt.

Friday, September 25, 2009

justGeorge's First Pokemon of the Week

Alright, the random number generator has spoken. And it has spoken wisely. The number is...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................391! Which means the Pokemon is Infernape! (Well close enough, its actually Monferno)

Infernape
Ability: Blaze
HP: 76
A: 104
D: 71
SpA: 104
SpD: 71
Speed: 108

General:
Infernape is the newest fire starter sweeper. His stats are very similar to Charizard. But Infernape is far more popular to battle with. Specifically, Infernape has Close Combat and Fake-Out and other cool stuff. It can successfully use both direct and special attacks with great ease. It has a whole bunch of stat-boosting moves that will make him impossible to handle unless you knock it out early.

I personally believe that Infernape is the best choice of a starter. Obviously you wouldn't make the stupid-person choice and choose Torterra. Empoleon is cool too. He has unique typing. But I like Infernape for this: He may have a whole bunch of weaknesses, but he's not designed for defense. He's there to kick you in da butt.


Smack 'n' Run Infernape

Life Orb/ Choice Band/ Choice Scarf

Overheat
Close Combat
Rock Slide/ Stone Edge

U-Turn

The idea of this guy is to knock out your opponents Pokemon quickly and then run. If he is facing defensive type Pokemon then he just has to put a dent in them. Start out with your most powerful move, then just U-Turn or just sacrifice yourself.

Generally you'll want to train this guy at speed. Then, put the rest of the EP in Attack (and a few in Special Atack. Don't worry too much about your defense. Maybe you could try to earn brownie IV's in defense / Sp defense just to not get KOed by something stupid like Swift.


Annoying Infernape

Focus Sash

Fake Out
Endeavor
Counter
Mach Punch

This set may seem like a waste of such an awesome Pokemon. But at least you can annoy your opponent like nothing else. This is the sort of move set you'd give to Raticate, or a Smeargle or something. But, I like to annoy people. It's like my hobby or something. Also it's very hard to counter this guy unless you have a faster Pokemon with a quick attack. Or you could try to use Trick Room.

Do not train this guy for defenses. You could increase his HP a little to help increase the power of counter. Although, the suprise of Infernape having counter at all will be enough.

Sunny Day Infernape

Life Orb / Heat Rock

Heat Wave
Solar Beam
Close Combat / U-Turn
Protect / Sunny Day

Despite the fact that Rain Dance parties are so common, this Infernape can pack a punch. It's your choice how to use him. You could use this guy to just attack, while benefiting from Sunny Day. Or, you could use him as a lead. Then just U-Turn after using Sunny Day, unless you smell an easy KO or sweep.

Train this guy like the other Infernapes. Just train mostly at speed and stuff.

Swords Dance Infernape

Life Orb / Razor Fang

Flare Blitz
Close Combat
Rock Slide / Mach Punch
Swords Dance

You'll have to decide between Mach Punch and Rock Slide here. If you have no strategy on your team against Pokemon like Dragonite and Salamence, stick with Rock Slide (or if you like the flinch part of Rock Slide combined with Razor Fang). If you need to knock out those puny reversal users, go for Mach Punch.

Train Infernape in SPEED and a bit of attack.


Nasty Infernape

Flamethrower / Heat Wave
Vacuum Wave
Hidden Power (Ice) / Hidden Power (Electric)
Nasty Plot

If you have a Swords Dance Infernape, you just have to include the Nasty Infernape. You might have to do some searching for that Infernape with an Ice / Electric Hidden Power. The choice between them depends on your team.

As for training, train for good Speed and Sp Attack. The End.


Anti-Infernapes

Technically, a counter must be able to switch into one of Infernape's attacks and then kill it. Not many can do that easily. The advantage is that Infernape is somewhat predictable. Salamence and Dragonite whup it with type advantage. A Rain Dance party works just nicely. Those defensive water / psychics give it a run for its money.

But when faced with the Endeavor Infernape, just get a fast guy with a quick attack / extreme speed. I would recomend Purugly.

In general Infernape has some of the best moves, just not enough type coverage.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Catch Shaymin!

For all you Pokemon fans, you can go to Toys 'R' Us and pick-up Oaks Letter. If you aren't a Pokemon fan, I suggest you take a class in compliance, then agree with me when I say be one. Pokemon is not for kids only and are very strategic games.



Anyway, pickup your Oaks Letter September 28th through October 8th. Yea, Shaymin. Shaymin isn't really that good. His stats are exactly like the other straight 100's, but with Shaymin, he/she hasn't anything special to show except form changes. If I get around to giving him/ her the honor of justGeorge's Pokemon of the Week on Friday, you'll see what I mean.

By the way justGeorge's Pokemon of the Week is when justGeorge uses a random # generator and gets a # of a Pokemon. I will talk about what moves and move combinations you could give it. I will also talk about the recent cards and general feelings toward it.

For example: Everyone knows that Shaymin is just the pre-Arceus pokemon. Nintendo's not fooling anyone. The End.

Seriously.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Ma Fia's Travels 1

Apparently there's been some gang activity in Chicago recently. If you want to read about it go to www.justGeorgespage.blogspot.com and learn more. Apparently there were was a nasty run-in between Ma Fia's gang and the police. Ma Fia is the nastiest lady you will ever see in your life. She carries a machine gun in her back pocket (don't ask me how she must have a big butt).

She and Gangsta Joe tried to rob a gas station that was run by undercover cops. They realized the gas station didn't have any money so they stole their box 'o' donuts instead. That did it. You don't mess with their donuts, especially their jelly donuts.

To be short and precise, Ma Fia ran off while Gangsta Joe got busted.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Da Original Post

Ya know how everything has a first? This is the first. Years later down the road of blog'n' I'll say, "Hey! My first post was awesome, 'cuz I'm awesome!" People collect cards, stamps, and other junk. People should collect blogs.

Just reading these paragraphs would be worth thousands on eBay if it wasn't free. Think about it. Many people died of boredom trying to create real blogs. The put their lives on the line for you. Their internet infatuation caused them to give up their health and life for blog'n' and obeisity. Imagine them slumped over a keyboard, drooling drops of saliva and belching at the same time for you! Now think about that a minute.

(Moment of silence)

Mostly I started this blog so I could annoy people. I will make controversial statements, enrage everyone to make comments, then make fun of their comments.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
it's good to be awesome.