I hate immaturity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP


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That's funny!

Elephant

For my book report, I will discuss the elephant.

The elephant is a large animal that -


SMASH

"Freeze!" a loud voice shouts, "Put your hands in the air where I can see 'em!"

I turned quickly and saw an angry police officer.

I flew up into the sky, crashing through the roof. The impossiblity of the situation made me wonder whether or not I was dreaming.

So I woke up.

The End

Super Smashing Stuff Bros.

Crash

You hear the sound of stuff being smashed. You look down at your feet and you realize that you smashed your computer. Now you can't read the rest of the post.













That was a Jedi-mind-trick to convice the weak-minded fools to stop reading. I have a very important message for you, Obi-Wan:

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

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Someone please translate!

The Blues

Now listen up here's a story
about a blogger whose blog was pure blue
and all day and all night it was blue
with a blue comment section
with a blue page
blogg'n' about blue issues

I'm blue

da ba dee ba die

yabba di dabba die

yabba di ba die

I'm blue

da bumblebee died

yabba dabba doo

ya teletubbie die

(repeat until trapped in the poor listener's mind)



It's not that easy,
being blue

It's the same color as the sky

But blue can be big like amoeba
Or important, like a hobo
or tall like an ant




Little Boy Blue
Come blow your horn

Over the plague-infested land of doom
and over the country-side.

Happy New Year!!!

To me, not you.

Stupid People

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